Friday, January 29, 2010

Our church frowns on drinking ...

I thought you said this church didn't have a problem with alcohol.

Growing up, I was always taught that drinking was a sin. Looking back, while the theology might be questionable, it wasn't a bad thing to teach a kid. Since my parents didn't drink, I associated alcohol with drunkenness which is essentially bad whatever your beliefs. As I got older, I found that like most vices, the sin is pretty much in the excess. Throughout college, I stuck with soda instead of beer, and found that most people admired my abstinence as long as I didn't look down my nose at them.

What do you think?

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Harry Potter haunts the house.

Actually, I'd consider it a success that he didn't dress up as Voldemort.

Harry Potter is sinful, evil and the work of Satan! ... Uh, but Aslan is an allegory for the story of Christ ...
When JK Rowling starts a leading a cult of witches and wizards, we might need to rethink her intentions, but until then, remember that authors like Tolkien, Rowling and Lewis are not only encouraging millions of kids and young adults to read, but they are also giving us great models for Good and Evil in stories that allow us to put ourselves into their beautifully (and sometimes beautifully terrible) worlds. As parents and teachers we have the opportunity to discuss huge issues, like agape love and self-sacrifice through the stories that kids love.

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Friday, January 22, 2010

The church treasurer

I thought our treasurer was on a fixed income.

Even a small church can have a relatively large budget. Unfortunately, my joke is not so funny when embezzlement happens in real life. But beware, there's a special place in Hell for people who steal from God ...

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Friday, January 15, 2010

Please help me out!

You can help support me by voting for my t-shirt design by clicking on the illustration below. Please hurry, the voting ends on 1/20/2010.
Thanks!!
-dave
He was pushed! - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Inflation trickles down ... and makes a sticky mess!

Am I buying a popsicle or making your boat payment?

Make no mistake, inflation is coming. The question is will anyone still be working? Nope, I don't have an answer, just a lot of concern for those who are still looking for jobs.

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Monday, January 4, 2010

In trouble again

I want my lawyer!

Welcome to 2010! For some people, staying out of trouble just isn't an option.

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