Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Funraising Opportunities

The good news is that I found a way to raise money for the new choir robes ...

Well, let's face it. That money's not going to just fall in our lap. Finding the right way to raise money is tricky, especially for a church.

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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

A great idea ... for you.

We've got a great idea for a new program that we want you to plan, promote and manage.

Visions, grand plans, wish lists ... phooey! I've sat in my share of these types of meetings and personally I think they're frustrating. Churches have a mission and it's not to erect a new gymnasium. Years ago, our church wrote a mission statement that was pretty good: "... to make disciples and meet human needs." But when attendance is down and giving is down, the attention turns to the cold, hard numbers and the questions turn from "how can we make disciples?" to "how can we balance our budget?"

It's a fair question to be sure but adding programs that require the resources of an already tapped-out congregation can be counter-productive. And in the end, it seems the program in question gets a cool reception at best when people are attempting to assume what the "outsiders" would be attracted to.

So here's my suggestion: If you have a group of ladies that like to scrapbook, allow them to use the facilities and invite their friends. If some of your youth love frisbee, suggest they invite others for a game of ultimate on the church grounds. The point is to rely on your strengths, make use of your interests and enjoy what you do. And ALWAYS be inviting friends and neighbors to join in the fun.

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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Another Bored Meeting

I'm afraid [bored meeting] isn't a typo.

There is so much good that Christians can do to demonstrate their faith. Volunteering to help the less fortunate, visiting the sick, befriending the lonely ... but personally, I find sitting in a meeting is just spinning my wheels. Of course we need to connect to do things efficiently but that doesn't mean I have to like it. 'Nuff said.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Face to face, not facebook

I have a huge farm on facebook and you can't imagine how much work it is.

Let's all get back to reality, shall we? Cyber pets, sim farms, online romances - they're all a waste of time. Real life doesn't have an undo button. You can't quit this game and start over. Invest time in the short life that you have.

You may have figured out that I don't point fingers without some introspection, and yes I'm guilty of fantasizing too. So let's make an effort together. You get your hands dirty in a real garden and I'll log off of facebook and go meet the neighbors!

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

So, when DOES the youth group start breaking things again?

So when DOES the youth group start meeting again?

I'm surprised youth groups don't have to have their own insurance policy. If you have a great youth group story, drop me a line and maybe I'll use it in a comic.

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Love your neighbor, OR ELSE!

Peace Rally. Be there or else!

Not all my comics have a moral but this one ...

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

... you might be a redneck.

You know we could get the mower out and mulch these leaves right into the lawn.

Look, we all do stuff that we know is the lazy way out and yet temptation gets the better of us. This comic is about me. There is a line where the amount of leaves clearly requires a rake and I've crossed it - big time. Oh well. Call me a redneck, call me lazy. Just don't call too loudly, I'll be busy relaxing on the couch.

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